As I walked back from Tack’s apartment, I created this mental list:
What I like about my engagement ring:
1. It can be used as a weapon. Not saying that my new fighting move isn’t unstoppable as it is, but it does beef up my Chamorro Touch of Death.
2. It wards off predators, namely, the skanky guys who hit on me. One wave of my left hand and they melt like butter.
3. My man gave it to me. Seriously, that’s what I love about it. Aside from being able to break glass (another fighting move), it was really sweet of him and everytime I look at it, I melt. Like butter.