he said, she said #1

A man walks over to his wife who is sprawled on the couch, lying on her belly and watching t.v. He kneels down and starts patting her ass, playing it like a drum. When she doesn’t look up, he jokes, “Have you ever had your ass played before?”

She turns to him and says, “No, but I was in a band once. I played the ass.”

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