age before jury duty

During yesterday’s lulling jury duty, I realized one thing: old people have the most boring ringtones. And they all answer their cell phones the same way. In a perfect world meant to only entertain me, this is how it would go:

*Woman grabs cell phone as stupid doop-de-doo ring tone goes off*
Woman: [in a shrill scream] MINDFREAK!!!!

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