Lately, I’ve been swearing like a sailor. This reminds me of when I was younger and my mother used to punish me by washing my mouth out with soap. It didn’t work though. Little did she know, I love the taste of soap!
Last night, Charlie told a joke from his youth. One kid would go to another and say, “Hey, Delmonte’s looking for you, bud.” When the second kid asked why, the first one would reply, “Because they can fruits!”
Get it? Get it? Okay, enough now.