Me: Did your mom tell you I’m pregnant?
Nephew: Yeah, congratulations.
Me: The baby’s going to be half-white, you know.
Nephew: No, I think the baby’s going to be all white.
I’ll kill the preceding by explaining that my light skin has been a running joke in my family. I’m not racist, yo.
I think my sister’s having her baby right now and I won’t find out until later. Okay, no she’s not. Grrr.