why i hate david spade

There’s a guy in my writing class who looks like David Spade and I hate David Spade. What’s worse is that this David also bragged to the class that he and his wife spend about 600 dollars on fruits and vegetables every month. But I think most of the guys in my class irritate me. Maybe it’s that they make sexist comments about the four women in the class or they huddle and grunt and shoot bear together. I’m not sure. There’s another guy who looks exactly like my ex, but only British. Sometimes when he’s not talking, I want to rush up to him and say, “When are you going to pay me back for those car payments, jerkface?” or “My mother always thought you looked stupid.”

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