Wednesday night was my LAST undergraduate class. Yesterday I turned in my final story to the creative writing director. What does this mean? I’m done, folks. I have a college degree! I’m graduating with honors, too! I get to use as many exclamation marks as I want to because I earned it! Since my unborn son has been around for the past 7 months, he should be at least 20% college-educated, and he’s not even out of the womb! Stick that in your pipe, Baby Einstein.
Stick a fork in me
March 14, 2006 · By · Leave a Comment