weird science

Mike and I rented a storage unit this weekend to free up some space for the baby. The owner asked when I’m due and I told her April 29th. She shook her head and said, “No. April 23rd.” This happens a lot. Whenever I tell someone my due date, I get different predictions.

“I think it’ll be April 24th. Eight pounds, three ounces.” — My sister-in-law.

“Make it May 6th and you won’t have to get me a birthday gift.” — My husband.

“No, it’ll be May 3rd.” — Hobo, down the street, right side of the road.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Opinions are like assholes, unfortunately, my dear. Everyone’s got one, but no one really wants to hear it spew.


  2. Bobbster says:

    April 28 – Aunti Jan’s Birthday
    May 1st – Lei Day in Hawaii
    May 5th – Boys Day in Japan
    May 14th – Mother’s Day
    May 24th – Arlene’s Birthday

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