a wee request in the wee hours

Me: I had a dream.

Mike: Would this be the dream where you let me sleep for 45 more minutes?

Me: No! I dreamt that the bar down the street was also a brothel and you kept hanging around there and so when I went there you came out of the room and looked at me and said, “Would you like some coffee? I’ll get you some coffee.”

Mike: I do enough bad stuff in my real life. Keep me out of your dreams.

[pause]

Me: So don’t sleep with hookers, okay? OKAY?

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