"Am I in labor or do I really need to pee?" and other potential titles for my autobiography

So now that my baby shower’s over and I’ve already scheduled my last day at work, I keep thinking, “What if I give birth right now?”

“How about now?”

“How about now?”

“Okay, we’re passing the hospital. Now’s a good time.”

“Any minute now. Any freaking minute.”

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