So the deal is…

No baby yet.

If the baby doesn’t grace us with his wrinkly screeching prescence this week, I’m scheduled to be induced on Wednesday, May 10th. I feel like there’s some pressure taken off, that at least there’s an end to all of this and I’ll be rewarded for my months of swelling and waddling and hemorroids the size of a third ass-cheek with a baby boy I know is half-me and if he comes out white, half-Mike as well.

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