While watching Last Comic Standing, I crack a joke

Me: If this baby doesn’t stop crying, I’m going to use my secret weapon.

Mike: Baby valium?

Me: No, car keys.

Mike: The baby likes car keys?

Me: No, the car keys are to start the car so I can drive him to his new family.

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