The Devil Wears Target

Recently, I’ve spoken to two people whom I haven’t seen since back in the day. I would drink jaggermiester and yell at strangers while my body was half-suspended through an open car window. During both times, I was stumped as to how to summarize what’s happened in the past few years without being equally as dull as a mono-syallabic recap: Wife. Grad. Mom.

“So what have you been up to?” He asks.

“Oh, nothing much.” [Here’s when my eyes beam in direction of surgically attached stroller] “You know. Same old. Same old.”

And the other person hugged me but was obviously waaay more into the hug I was. I hug like a limp fish. What was I supposed to do? Ask for a re-hug and instead body slam him in round two? This is why I hate greeting people. I never know when to extend my hand or plant a kiss on the cheek or perform a grinding hip snuggle.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my new favorite show. I love tonight’s quote:

“That doesn’t unbang your mom. You’ve got to do something worse.”

And now, pictures!

Diapers are the new horse's head

Diapers are the new horse’s head. Let this be a warning to anyone (i.e. HUSBAND) who dares hide the remote control so I do not find out what VH1’s second most freaky concert moment is.

What soothes the savage beast

Laundry: what soothes the savage beast.

The O Face continues

Don’t go into the flash, Carol Ann.

You and me both, bud

You and me both, bud.

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Comments

  1. awww he is such a cutie. i love the last pic lol.

  2. “I was stumped as to how to summarize what’s happened in the past few years without being equally as dull as a mono-syallabic recap: Wife. Grad. Mom.”

    I am sooo guilty of this! Mine goes, Army Wife. Mother. Student.

    Girl, you crack me up!!! I never know how to greet people either. “I hug like a limp fish.” MEEE TOO! LOL

  3. Thanks, Donna. I am glad I am not the only one!

  4. Mona, WordPress is soooooo much better than Blogger. You can also import all your previous posts.

    It’s awesome. I suggest you check it out.

  5. That makes three of us.

  6. Nice pictures!

  7. the other person hugged me but was obviously waaay http://nnno.info/sitemap.htm more into the hug I was. I hug like a limp fish. What was I supposed to do?

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