Me: Did you get the pacifiers from Target?
Me: Did you use the coupon I gave you?
Mike: Yeah. The guy gave me a weird look though. He asked his manager if he could use it.
Me: Oh. That’s probably because the coupon expired last month.
Mike: Oh really? You could have told me. It was only fifty cents.
In other cheapskate news, I drove 27 miles to buy an Exersaucer for $10. Ten dollars! The cheapest one I’ve found in a consignment store went for 25 bucks and it didn’t have any toys. I know Nathan doesn’t exactly have the head-control skills (Wouldn’t that be a great name for a band? Head-Control Skills? Or maybe a porn. Head-Control Skills 27. Geez Mona, you’re talking about your son on both sides of the parentheses. Get a hold of yourself, woman), but doesn’t he look cute already?