Me: Can you get me a napkin for this cupcake.
Mike: (pulls out a napkin from the drawer)
Me: Don’t give me your jack-off napkins!
Mike: I use these to blow my nose!
Me: Is that what you call it?
Mike: I use these to blow my nose!
Me: Why is it then that you always have to blow your nose in the computer room, huh? It’s not that dusty!
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In other news, my son is a changing.
1 day old
3 days old
11 weeks
ROFLMAO@jack off napkins!!!! Mona!!
Your child is gorgeous. Watch out ladies…
Oh wow…LOL..
cute kiddo by the way..
Visiting from CHBM
awww…he’s so adorable! You make excellent babies Mo, you should make more