Tonight, I carried Nathan into the living room and found my mother talking to the television in quick whispers, “Hurry up! Hurry up! One, two, three..” This prompted me to tell her, “Mom, I don’t think the cast of Jaws 2 can hear you and if even if they could, I don’t think they speak Chamorro.”
Sleeping with the Enemy is up next. She’ll probably be telling Julia Roberts how to swim.