So I’m walking behind my mother in the hallway when she lets out the most potent Chernobyl fart ever. She realizes then that I’ve been a pace behind so she starts coughing like that’s what she had meant to do but it came out the other end.
Great. I have a mother who coughs out of her ass. That’s okay I guess. I talk out of mine.



my mom has been known to cough out of her ass from time to time as well. ew-ey!
Why are farts or mere mention of them so funny? That was a great true (short) story! Thanks for the laugh!