More time lost to googling

This was pilfered from Ariel (whose last poetry shindig I had to miss because I had two babies here). Type in your name and “last I heard [he/she] was” and check out the results.

Mine were:

Last I heard she was still wailing for a candy bar.

The last I heard, she was living in the Bristol Hotel, which is regarded as one of the premier hotels ā€” if not THE premier hotel ā€” in Paris…

Last i heard she was into alot of different drugs..

Last I heard, she was stumping for his (ultra-liberal) opponent

Last I heard she was with a keeny price but i dont know if she is still with him

The last I heard, she was still smoking, stealing, and practicing wicca…

Last I heard she was living on her son’s life insurance settlement…

Last I heard she was a prostitute in Cleveland somewhere and was in the hospital

Last I heard she was on a TV show called Kitty Party. Ironical eh? šŸ˜‰

Last I heard she was directing midget porn

Of all the results, the last one is the most disconcerting. It’s called little-people porn, folks.

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  1. *about me*

    “Last I heard, she was on her death-bed dying of some STD and a drug addiction.”

  2. Waaaah, no fair!

    Your search – “last i heard she was” +odawni – did not match any documents.

    Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    Try different keywords.
    Try more general keywords.
    Try fewer keywords.
    Get a new name.

  3. Don’t worry O-to-the-D, there’s only one of you. There are many Mona’s out there. Apparently, hooking, tv hosting politicos who pray to the god of the east (I don’t know what wiccans do, but I’m sure it’s something like that movie The Craft).

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