This was pilfered from Ariel (whose last poetry shindig I had to miss because I had two babies here). Type in your name and “last I heard [he/she] was” and check out the results.
Last I heard she was still wailing for a candy bar.
The last I heard, she was living in the Bristol Hotel, which is regarded as one of the premier hotels — if not THE premier hotel — in Paris…
Last i heard she was into alot of different drugs..
Last I heard, she was stumping for his (ultra-liberal) opponent
Last I heard she was with a keeny price but i dont know if she is still with him
The last I heard, she was still smoking, stealing, and practicing wicca…
Last I heard she was living on her son’s life insurance settlement…
Last I heard she was a prostitute in Cleveland somewhere and was in the hospital
Last I heard she was on a TV show called Kitty Party. Ironical eh? 😉
Last I heard she was directing midget porn
Of all the results, the last one is the most disconcerting. It’s called little-people porn, folks.