Anne? I nominated your Embarrassment & Lazy Nipples for the , courtesy of MoTR and Izzy Mom because lady, your writing makes me want to go back to school and major in whatever lets me take courses to sound less like the south end of a north facing donkey and more like someone who knows how to properly execute a punchline.
I'm Mona. Chamorro. Funny gal. Working mom of a boy named Nathan (born 2006), toddler named TJ (born 2010), wife of a man named Mike and a resident of Seattle. I am originally from a small island called Saipan and I try to stay out of the rain, mostly.
"Kirida" is a Chamorro word bestowed on females, mostly the youngest or the favorite. I am the youngest of five children so you can figure out who the "kirida" was.
Oh man, you are made of awesome! Thank you for the nomination :^)
And PS? That rest you said is totally not true – I truly enjoy reading you. You are hysterical and strange and I am often jealous.
“the south end of a north facing donkey?” HA! Ha!
you have such a way with words! Seriously.