2006 has been a sweet and shattering year for me. In the grand tradition of end-of-the-year lists, here’s my favorite posts which coincidentally enough are the same ones that make my mother pray for me. If she asks, this blog is really an online forum for devout Catholics. Okay?
In an interminable and in no real order sort of way:
“I hope my cervix doesn’t have to do that.”
“…She said, “There, doesn’t it feel softer?” Yeah, like my fist is softer than my knee…“
“You know Mona, you have to be very strict with your panty. You can’t just leave it lying around.”
“what they say about fatty-fatties and two-by-fours”
Futile positions to induce labor
“She went all Adam Smith on me, sticking her invisible hand to my face, saying, ‘Talk to this!’”
“I don’t remember the book of “I’m Better Than You” being in the Bible.”
“I bet you can’t run up to that truck, punch the guy inside and run back without getting hurt…”
I know more about what’s going on in Walnut Grove than what’s happening in Seattle.
Here’s a list of acts of brotherly love which I never reciprocated
“At first, I thought, ‘Naton?’ But it makes sense because Nathan is half-white, half-rastafari.”
Yay! It is a Mona-thon! I’m over here doing that dance that would make my mom say, “Annie, do you have to go pee-pee?” If she were here. Thanks for the link hook up.
Ane, Um… by ‘business’, Blogger meant me.
Pretend Mona voice:
“yeah, so this is like me being all smart and funny and stuff…”
smiles
jesus is lord
How did you get into my head Angelo? What kind of demon magic are you wielding?
Thought you might be interested in the TSA rules for carrying breast milk onto a plane:
http://www.tsa.gov/travelers/airtravel/prohibited/permitted-prohibited-items.shtm
My favorite part:
1. Separate these items from the liquids, gels, and aerosols in your quart-size and zip-top bag.
2. Declare you have the items to one of our Security Officers at the security checkpoint.
3. Present these items for additional inspection once reaching the X-ray. These items are subject to additional screening.
Will thousands of breast feeding women start flashing TSA officials?
When I went through security, the TSA agents had no interest in my chest. NONE. What gives?
Hey Mona,
I hope you don’t mind – I confessed a girly crush on you to So Close:
This one is very funny:
http://www.kirida.com/index.html
Here is a round-up of what she has been doing this year:
http://www.kirida.com/2006/12/ah-good-times.html
I did it here:
http://www.tertia.org/so_close/2007/01/so_who_floats_y.html
And I would have sent this private ly, but could not locate your email.
:^)
Anne