Stoner 1: Hey did you hear about Paris Hilton? It’s all over the internet dude.
Stoner 2: What happened?
Stoner 1: She had this locker that she didn’t pay for so they sold all her stuff. They found like tons of videos of her naked and doing coke. And they also found out that she had a miscarriage in 2003 under the name “Amber Taylor.”
Stone 2: Dude. They found a dead fetus in there?