Me: I could never cheat on you, honey. I’m afraid of disease!
Mike: …
Me: Oh. And I love you?
Mike: Well, I’m glad your love for me falls second to your fear of the clap.
saipan gal turned seattle funny lady
Me: I could never cheat on you, honey. I’m afraid of disease!
Mike: …
Me: Oh. And I love you?
Mike: Well, I’m glad your love for me falls second to your fear of the clap.
ha! indeed!
Throw the kid and the house on top of disease and love and you’ve got yourself one secure marriage!!
Ha!
Nice one.