After watching a riveting episode of Cheaters

Me: I could never cheat on you, honey. I’m afraid of disease!

Mike: …

Me: Oh. And I love you?

Mike: Well, I’m glad your love for me falls second to your fear of the clap.

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  1. Butrfly4404 says:

    ha! indeed!

    Throw the kid and the house on top of disease and love and you’ve got yourself one secure marriage!!

  2. Oh, The Joys says:

    Ha!

    Nice one.

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