Me: You know, if I had to choose between Jack and Sawyer, I’d definitely go for Sawyer. I mean, Jack’s smart and all, but he has way too much baggage. Also, Sawyer would also be a lot more fun. I don’t think Jack would be that interesting–
Mike: WHAT IS THIS?!? ARE WE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY?
Me: I’m just saying that if I had to choose, I would choose Sawyer because he’s really hot, and–
Mike: SO YOU WANT ME TO BRAID YOUR HAIR NOW?