I tried to go to boobie rehab, but Nathan said, "No, no, no."

Nathan had his first-year appointment yesterday. He weighs 28 pounds and ferries a head 19.5 inches around. He is 30 inches long and his vertical leap is only as much as our couch cushions allow.

Nathan and the beads

You wanna know how big Nathan is? Well, that onesie he’s wearing isn’t even a onesie. It’s a bodysuit I wore in ’96. When his hair is long enough, I’m going to secure it with a ruffled scrunchy and we’ll start singing long ballads from Wilson Phillips.

nathan, happy that we have an HE washer

He was very happy to hear that we get $75 back for buying an HE washer.

nathan upset that we can no longer use regular detergent

But he was upset when I told him we could only use HE detergent.

And when I told him that *this time* I’m really done with breast-feeding, he said his first phrase: “That’s what you think.”

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  1. My daughter is 2 and she weighs 26 pounds. How ginormous will he be at 2 years old?? But I’m starting to ask that of my son too. He’s five weeks and 12 pounds 14 ounces. He couldn’t fit his newborn t-shirts by the time he was one week old. He has already outgrown half of his 0-3 month onesies and he’s in size 3 diapers!

  2. Mommy off the Record says:

    “It’s a bodysuit I wore in ’96.”

    LMAO.

    Yeah, I have a big boy too. And he loved to bf as well. He finally weaned himself around 1 1/2.

  3. Butrfly4404 says:

    I love your Winehouse references.

    That boy IS big! I thought the bodysuit thing was hilarious too! The best part is – I know you probably WOULD dress him up like that.

  4. oh the days of bodysuits and wilson phillips…

    i so want to put a dress and bow on jake…i think he’d kill me though

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