comedian. mom. hot chamorro in the city.
Though I still miss my baby Nathan, I’m really digging the little boy who’s emerged.
this is better. babies are useless. it’s so much more fun when they start developing personalities, talking back, walking around like they’re drunk. not that i know from experience, but that’s what i’ve noticed from my friend’s kids…
Hey nice bruise on his forehead – did you beat him?
Oh man he’s darling! What a man!
Seriously? Is Anon seriously being mean about a one year old with bruises on his head? No way, right? Nobody’s dumb enough NOT to assume it’s from toddle-walking right?
Hey but – I suspect that Anon was kidding. I think everyone knows that if you need to beat your kid, you should only use body blows to the torso – otherwise it’s too noticeable.
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