I attended a conference the other day which provided coffee and pastries. I was pouring heavy amounts of cream into my coffee when I noticed a well-dressed black man watching me.
“I take it you don’t like coffee,” he remarked.
“No, I don’t like black coffee.”
“Oh, I mean, it’s not that there’s anything wrong with black coffee! Some of my best friends love black coffee and I’m cool with that! I love all colors of coffee! I just like cream because it makes it whiter–I MEAN CREAMIER! I LOVE CREAM! YEP THAT’S ME! CREAM LOVER!”
Way to go, Mona. Soooo not a coffee racist.