Why would my husband paint this message onto our soon-to-be accent wall?
That’s Ralph Lauren’s Canterbury, not blood, you blood-lover.
EDIT: Nothing nearly as malicious or exciting. He wanted me to drop Nathan to my mom’s. I know, you’re like, “No sacrificing bunnies? YAWN!”



dunno, but if he starts whispering, “RED RUM! REDRUM!”? Well then, bust out your handy dandy bat and chase him around the house.
And that previous comment would be me, obviously momentarily possessed of the ‘business’ personality.
Anne, it’s just Business Time, that’s all.
I really hope it means PAINT ME PLS.
muwhahahahaha!
I don’t know, but that’s pretty scary looking…even if it IS Ralph Lauren.
Is it to paint the wall already, or is it a plaintive request for more time with your royal hotness?
“REDRUM” would be a bad sign, yes. So would any creepy high-pitched singing of nursery rhyme songs.