The Bumbo Seat has been recalled due to idiotic parents leaving their seated children on elevated surfaces.
I have never done this.
Oh wait again!
Are you waiting? Wait some more!
Can’t you see the terror in his eyes?
He is utterly frightened. You’d think he was on a cliff with a sea raging below. He could have almost died! His life could have almost flashed before his eyes! And my boobs would have had a remarkable presence in said near-death flashes! I don’t know why I just wrote that, but hey, any cameo my boobs make is a good one, even if it never happened.