Me: I want an iPhone.
Mike: That’s what’s wrong with your generation. You always want the latest gadget.
Me: What about your generation? Did you go out an buy an 8-track player?
Mike: Yeah, but I didn’t have to have it the moment it came out.
Me: Well, that’s understandable. I mean, didn’t they just make movies in color? How old were you when they stop calling them talking pictures?