18 months

30 pounds of solid toddler. It’s mostly in his gut. He received that bump twenty minutes after I left for work and on the day I had to present him to a medical professional.

Story of my life.

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  1. bananafana says:

    O got his first black eye at 10 months just in time for a trip to the doctor AND christmas pictures. Boys . . .

  2. thecandyqueen says:

    I was just wondering…Why do mothers always say things like “18 months?” Why do they count in months? Why not say a year and a half? Or “almost a year!” Errr, stuff like that?

  3. Ohhh Ouch!

  4. Butrfly Garden says:

    I knew my friend (and day care provider)’s daughter was walking when she, one morning, had a giant goose egg on her forehead. I said, “OH! You’re walking!” Jess said, “I’m so glad you said that! Everyone else is going to think I dropped her!”

    Me: “Not anyone with kids!”

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