comedian. mom. hot chamorro in the city.
30 pounds of solid toddler. It’s mostly in his gut. He received that bump twenty minutes after I left for work and on the day I had to present him to a medical professional.
Story of my life.
O got his first black eye at 10 months just in time for a trip to the doctor AND christmas pictures. Boys . . .
I was just wondering…Why do mothers always say things like “18 months?” Why do they count in months? Why not say a year and a half? Or “almost a year!” Errr, stuff like that?
I knew my friend (and day care provider)’s daughter was walking when she, one morning, had a giant goose egg on her forehead. I said, “OH! You’re walking!” Jess said, “I’m so glad you said that! Everyone else is going to think I dropped her!”
Me: “Not anyone with kids!”
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