Mike has eight younger brothers and sisters and I’ve only met six of them, including Matt, featured above. Matt is the richest man in Eagle River, Alaska. I don’t know what it’s like to be rich in Eagle River, Alaska, but if it’s like being rich on Saipan, I’m sure he has the biggest hut in the village along with the only ham radio that the natives huddle around so they can listen to smooth jazz.
if I were a rich man
January 4, 2008 · By · 8 Comments