Please file this under Begging, Shameless

my first holy communion

I’m still in the running for the Blarch Badness tournament grand champion and tonight my poll closes. Now with the addition of real prizes, I feel that I will have to use my energies to not only shamelessly lobby votes from you, my dear internet friends, but from a pool which includes but is not limited to:

1) my First Holy Communion class from Aumsville, Oregon

2) people who also ask the question, “How many times is too many times to eat bacon in one day?”

3) women who did not have enough money in middle school to buy velvet chokers so instead fashioned them out of stretched scrunchies and clip-on earrings

4) people who quote The Office with reckless abandon, even to people who do not watch The Office

5) Liberal arts majors whose vast knowledge of Victorian literary theory is only tapped into when Jeopardy! is on TV

6) people who play Dance Dance Revolution until they get tired and finish out the game by kneeling down and playing with their hands

7) people who can adamantly defend their side in the ninja vs. pirate debate

8) drivers who were behind me that one time the light took so long to turn green and also thought, “The hell?”

9) people who suggest to their pregnant friends that when it’s time to push, they should lean on their sides, stretch out their arms and say, “SUPERMAN DAT OH!”

10) people who spend 10+ hours in a hospital waiting room, waiting

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  1. FunnyGal KAT says:

    Ooh, ooh, I’m definitely a number 4. But I’m hoping to also become a number 6 within the next week or two (fell in love with Dance Dance Revolution this weekend at a friend’s house and currently have my own winging its way to me).

    In any case, you got my vote (and my never-ending respect… remind me to never get into a pirates vs. ninjas debate with you!)

  2. Chickenbells says:

    I have no idea what category I fall into…but, of course you got my vote!!

  3. mrs. blogoway says:

    Gone Voting.

  4. \o/ yaaaaay…. you won!

    \m/ …Rock On, Mona… \m/

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