I have moved on in the Blarch Badness blog showdown! Now I am up against the very witty and multi-syllabic hillku. I figure that the only way to win this is to dust off my 1995 copy of Mortal Kombat cheat codes or shamelessly employ my internet friends to vote for me.
I’ve hired Nathan as my lead campaign strategist. He feels the best tactic is to stick a tube of toothpaste in your face until you clickety-click my name.