Whenever I see the word “bebe,” I never think of babies or the overpriced clothing store because in my native language, Chamorro, “bebe” means vagina. “Bebe” is pronounced with the same “eh” sound as in “beg.”
My mom hates saying “bebe,” because she thinks the word is too ugly and instead prefers calling it a pancake, pronounced with the same “ah” as those tweaked-out multicolored women who sing “Wanna wanna wanna faaanta?” (I couldn’t find that fanta commercial, but I did find this crazy Japanese one. You’re welcome.)
My mother has also opted to call it an “angel,” effectively ruining both breakfast AND heaven for me.
Does your family harbor any strange vaginal euphemisms?