It’s Father’s Day, so that means that this is the time of year that I pull out the Breathe Right strips and perform the longest BJ ever. And since it’s Father’s Day, I’m not even going to time this one.
And while we’re on the subject, I’d like to talk once again about Swingtown: my favorite show about swingers who also live in a town. (I bet they were going to originally call it Swingyurt, but it wasn’t as sexy.) So the more I think about group sex, the more I think that it’s just practical. Ladies (and some dudes–heyyy!), have you ever given a blow job that seems like it’s taking forever? And worse, the TV’s on and you realize that you’re missing Mythbusters? If you had someone else there, it could be like tag team wrestling and you could just yell, “TAG ME OUT! TAG ME OUT!”
Happy Father’s Day!