I want to make her my best friend. Sarah Haskins, not Sarah Palin. I’m scared that if Sarah Palin ever read my raging liberal blog, she would shout, “WHAT THE MOOSEHECK!” and then would chase me down in her Suburban. And while I crawled toward safety, using the arm she didn’t maul with her tires, she would fly up in her helicopter and shoot me from above.
Sarah Haskins would probably field dress me like a moose and then take me out for for a round of tequila shots to numb the pain. Funsies!
P.P.S, my ZOMG BFF: Are you following FakeSarahPalin? Let’s have a slumber party and discuss! We could totally like gossip about right-wing authoritarianism and their hypocritical attitudes toward feminism, and like, BRAID EACH OTHER’S HAIR!