my brain waves are short

I have this terrible habit of making references to things that only I would know about. I do this when I’m tired and I don’t realize that I sound like I’ve been huffing computer duster cans all day. Last month I stayed up all night designing posters for a high-end event and during a meeting the next morning, I was asked how I liked some of the details. I answered, “Like a squirrel loves gold!”

It wasn’t until I was back at my desk that I realized that no one else had probably read the story I was referring to, one about a woman who kept losing gold jewelery from her dresser until plucky red-headed teen figured out that it was a squirrel outside her window hoarding it. And of course they wouldn’t have read this because it wasn’t so much a story as it was a special edition Archie comic.

That’s all I have today. My brain has been fried trying to sort out the hot mess that is the Republican National Convention. Evidence below:

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  1. Your Twits were cracking me up last night. I was forced to drink wine to ease the pain of watching the RNC.

  2. Type (little) a says:

    I saw that tweet, and to be honest, I had no fucking idea what you were talking about.

    But I still laughed.

  3. I laughed so hard at that!

  4. I was totally with you last night watching the RNC. I tuned in because I wanted to see exactly what the Republicans have to offer. I want to make an informed decision when I vote. It was really hard to watch.

  5. mrs. blogoway says:

    Your tweets were hilarious… I wanted to say more but I have some Republican clients that “follow” me so I had to hold back:-)

  6. ooh I wanna be your friend on twitter. I’ll handle that soon.

  7. Right Direction says:

    All the speeches were great.. they wouldn’t be great if you supported Obama, because of the content and the fact that they pointed out how inexperienced Obama really is.. It is amazing how his rhetoric has been able to convince many to support him.. A man with absolutely no experience. A Senator who voted “Present” 130 times.. As Giuliani mentioned “present” will not cut it as the President, he will have to make decisions… I met a few Obama supporters who have changed position after carefully listening to the speeches.. I give them kudos for making the right decision..

    his (Obamas) chosen VP had this to say only months ago:

    “I think he can be ready, but right now, I don’t think he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on the job training.” – Senator Joe Biden

  8. I think the Republican Convention has fecked us all up temporarily.

  9. I totally get it.

    And that convention was a hot mess. Complete with appliqued sweatshirts.

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