Scene: Buckling Nathan in his car seat after having just plucked him from a oncoming car’s path
Me: (sternly) Nathan, you cannot just run around in a parking lot. You could get hit and I would be very sad.
Nathan: (grabs my hose) HOOOOOOOONNNNKKK!
Me: Thank you, son. I’m glad we had this talk.
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Scene: Mike and I sitting in the living room, watching some random show about a porn star and her battle with cancer
Me: Tumor? I barely even knew her!



Your son was obviously truly inspired by your speech.
He has great comic timing…
HOOOONNNNKKK, that is so cute! Treasure those moments!
ha! and THIS is why i like kids.
my son, aged two, has taken to running down the street, laughing when I run after him shouting “NO!”
I hate this age. Glad he was safe.
It’s hard to be serious when kids are so damn funny.
Ah, Nathan- what a cutie. And the comments have also made me laugh. I love children. Can’t wait to be a mom.