It’s my birthday!

My ice cream birthday cake

It’s my 26th birthday today!

This means that I’m officially too old to even be selected for The Real World. Also, I might be too old for my husband. I think he likes women who need to have him cut their steak. Actually, he prefers women who need to have their steak pureed, sealed in a baby food jar and fed with a rubber-tipped spoon while coaxed with a sing-song, “OPEN UP FOR THE AIRPLANE! NEEEERRRRR!” And that’s fine because he might be too young for me. I prefer men just released from the ICU, preferably with a rolling oxygen tank, so that they’re close to death but they can still use both hands. RAWR!

I don’t have many plans today, other than watching the inauguration this morning (I’ll gladly share this day with you Obama), a meeting this afternoon and dinner plans tonight. I’m also too old to replicate the birthday party I had at Chuck E. Cheese. Believe me, I checked.

Chucky Cheese B-Day

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  1. Happy birthday!

    I had my 21st birthday at Chuck E. Cheese and the bastard copped a feel.

  2. Happy, happy birthday!!!

  3. Happy birthday, beautiful! It’s easy to remember since we share it and all šŸ™‚

  4. Happy Birthday!!! šŸ™‚ You’re as old as me!

    I didn’t think there were any changes with 26. The more you know…

    I have a big WTF for that picture, though. Way to kill chuck’s mystery by putting the “live” one in front of the robot “live” one.

    Anyway, I hope you have a great day!

  5. Yeah! Happy birthday! Mine is only a few days away as well… Hope you have a good one!

  6. Happy birthday you! I don’t think you are ever too old to have a party at Chuck E Cheese! Have fun, whatever you do.


  7. Happy Birthday dahling! Time to update your 411. You’re 26 girl! Welcome to your second quarter century.


  9. happy, happy birthday to a woman who makes me laugh every time she posts, unless it’s something sad. šŸ™‚ i hope you enjoy it. maybe your hubby can act extra-old for you today.

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