It’s my 26th birthday today!
This means that I’m officially too old to even be selected for The Real World. Also, I might be too old for my husband. I think he likes women who need to have him cut their steak. Actually, he prefers women who need to have their steak pureed, sealed in a baby food jar and fed with a rubber-tipped spoon while coaxed with a sing-song, “OPEN UP FOR THE AIRPLANE! NEEEERRRRR!” And that’s fine because he might be too young for me. I prefer men just released from the ICU, preferably with a rolling oxygen tank, so that they’re close to death but they can still use both hands. RAWR!
I don’t have many plans today, other than watching the inauguration this morning (I’ll gladly share this day with you Obama), a meeting this afternoon and dinner plans tonight. I’m also too old to replicate the birthday party I had at Chuck E. Cheese. Believe me, I checked.
Happy birthday!
I had my 21st birthday at Chuck E. Cheese and the bastard copped a feel.
Happy, happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday, beautiful! It’s easy to remember since we share it and all
Happy Birthday!!!
You’re as old as me!
I didn’t think there were any changes with 26. The more you know…
I have a big WTF for that picture, though. Way to kill chuck’s mystery by putting the “live” one in front of the robot “live” one.
Anyway, I hope you have a great day!
Yeah! Happy birthday! Mine is only a few days away as well… Hope you have a good one!
Happy birthday you! I don’t think you are ever too old to have a party at Chuck E Cheese! Have fun, whatever you do.
Anne
Happy Birthday dahling! Time to update your 411. You’re 26 girl! Welcome to your second quarter century.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONA!!!!!
happy, happy birthday to a woman who makes me laugh every time she posts, unless it’s something sad.
i hope you enjoy it. maybe your hubby can act extra-old for you today.