It’s my birthday!

My ice cream birthday cake

It’s my 26th birthday today!

This means that I’m officially too old to even be selected for The Real World. Also, I might be too old for my husband. I think he likes women who need to have him cut their steak. Actually, he prefers women who need to have their steak pureed, sealed in a baby food jar and fed with a rubber-tipped spoon while coaxed with a sing-song, “OPEN UP FOR THE AIRPLANE! NEEEERRRRR!” And that’s fine because he might be too young for me. I prefer men just released from the ICU, preferably with a rolling oxygen tank, so that they’re close to death but they can still use both hands. RAWR!

I don’t have many plans today, other than watching the inauguration this morning (I’ll gladly share this day with you Obama), a meeting this afternoon and dinner plans tonight. I’m also too old to replicate the birthday party I had at Chuck E. Cheese. Believe me, I checked.

Chucky Cheese B-Day

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  1. Happy birthday!

    I had my 21st birthday at Chuck E. Cheese and the bastard copped a feel.

  2. Happy, happy birthday!!!

  3. Happy birthday, beautiful! It’s easy to remember since we share it and all šŸ™‚

  4. Happy Birthday!!! šŸ™‚ You’re as old as me!

    I didn’t think there were any changes with 26. The more you know…

    I have a big WTF for that picture, though. Way to kill chuck’s mystery by putting the “live” one in front of the robot “live” one.

    Anyway, I hope you have a great day!

  5. Yeah! Happy birthday! Mine is only a few days away as well… Hope you have a good one!

  6. Happy birthday you! I don’t think you are ever too old to have a party at Chuck E Cheese! Have fun, whatever you do.

    Anne

  7. Happy Birthday dahling! Time to update your 411. You’re 26 girl! Welcome to your second quarter century.

  8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONA!!!!!

  9. happy, happy birthday to a woman who makes me laugh every time she posts, unless it’s something sad. šŸ™‚ i hope you enjoy it. maybe your hubby can act extra-old for you today.

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