Twenty-seven years ago, the nurses yelled, “It’s a girl!” And they were right. I hope your day is just as great and that you have a wonderful crab dinner waiting for you. Or whatever your weird equivalent is if you don’t eat crab but don’t tell me because it’s my birthday and WHY WOULD YOU DENY ME THIS DELICIOUS CRUSTACEAN GOODNESS?
Happy Happy Birthday Mona!
Happy Birthday!!
Happy birthday, my birthday twin!
27…You are only 27. Well thanks alot for making me feel like an old lady!!
You have your crab today. And everyday…Me and seafood don’t jive like that.
Have a wonderful day, youngun!
Happy Birthday, Mona!!
Happy Happy Day!
Mmmm crab.
It’s cool to eat it for breakfast, right?
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Mona!
Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday!!
Happy birthday, Mona! 27 is going to be a great year, I can tell.
I don’t like crab. So you can have my share.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! I hope you take a picture of yourself every year holding your age because I think that is a great idea.
Happy Birthday Mo!…called your cell and left a message for you! Enjoy your day!
And then that bouncing baby girl grew up to be a beautiful woman…Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
From Under the sea (under the sea)
Under the sea (under the sea)
Darling, it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me!
PS: That is supposed to be a Little Mermaid Crab ref, not some bi-curious come-on. On the re-read, I can see it’s not entirely clear. But hey, it’s your birthday, why not take a compliment, eh?
Happy! Day of Cake, babe. I hope it was an awesome one. 27 is pretty rad. Not that I’m biased or anything.
I just want to give a shout out to my “see”-food bruthas and sistas at Red Lobster for putting my wife into a massive crab coma for her birthday, the last three hours of which she has just spent OD’ed on the couch.
And no honey, I wasn’t really going to throw Nathan in the lobster tank! Those lobsters have enough to worry about, what with their claws all rubberbanded and everything – how would they defend themselves?
So Happy Birthday, and thanks for being the most awesome wife ever. I can cope with all the rain in Seattle as long as I’m getting wet w/ U!
YAY! Happy Birthday, Mona!
BTW that little ice cream trick mike does cracks me up, too.