why I need glasses

I was at the red light. There was a large truck on the other side of the intersection. I couldn’t see the driver through the tint, but what struck me was the CNMI flag that hung from his rearview mirror.

the cnmi flag

So I immediately I thought, maybe he’s from Saipan! I’m from Saipan! I bolted into SEXY FACE MODE, eyeing him and giving the Lucille Bluth wink (which is really my wink in 40 years) but I still couldn’t make out his face.

More weird squint-winking and the light turned green. As my car passed his, I then realized that it was not the CNMI Flag that I was eyeing with its mysterious driver, it was a bright blue handicap parking permit:

So all this to say: I need glasses and HOW YOU DOING HOTTIE WITH LIMITED MOBILITY? I’ll hold your oxygen tank any day.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...


  1. Well, that encounter was completely the driver’s fault, as you aren’t supposed to be driving around with the handicap parking tag on your rear-view! So there.

    Hey sister I’m so glad they have such beautiful warm beaches in Saipan, and I’m so glad you had a great time. However, I’m pretty sure that they don’t have Words With Friends there? Is that why you let all our games lapse? šŸ˜›

  2. I just wanted to gently point out that the way this is worded, it implies that someone with limited mobility is inherently unattractive (which I’m sure is not what you intended).

Speak Your Mind


CommentLuv badge