1. According to Nathan, Barack Obama is running against MOMNEY for President. Obama is probably the cool one who takes you out of school for a quick trip to Chuck E. Cheese’s and MOMNEY is the unfun one who doesn’t think Butterfingers is a breakfast food and often speaks in, “HEY! HEY! Don’t just drop your trash on the floor! This isn’t a barn!” Or “You are just like your father! Or who I think is your father!”
I’m okay with being Momney. My underwear is magical.
2. Nathan thinks that the election falls on something from the movie A Beautiful Mind.
3. What happens on election day? Answer: the US Flag or an apple with negative and positive ions. Science!
4. AMERICANS VOTE THINGS. It doesn’t answer where the President lives but it sums up what’s happening today.