how to have an awesome workplace halloween costume

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1. Find someone with an awesome name like Summer

2. Discover that you both shop at Forever 21 and have the same green dress

3. Do not wear the dress on the same day until Halloween

4. Pull out similar accessories: cat-eye glasses, tights, boots

5. Wear it to the workplace Halloween party

6. Be prepared to explain to people that you are both twins! Not: Asian elves, Asian bookends, the two girls from Austin Powers (Fembots or Fuk-Yoo and Fuk-Mi)

7. Say things like–
Mona: I love being a twin. We always finish each other’s–
Summer: Sentences

8. Win second place in the workplace Halloween costume contest

Happy Halloween!

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