inhale. exhale. repeat.
Today I thought, “Wouldn’t it be great to be a monkey?” That way, I could fling poo at the people I don’t like and then when they say, “Why the hell did you fling that poo at me,” I’d just shrug and say, “Cause I’m a monkey.”
I feel better now. I won’t let that stupid comment get to me because there are more stupid people out there. The people in my life whom I love and care about are genuinely happy for me, and that’s what matters.
Still, being a monkey would be kind of fun.
poo on their heads
I told some ex-coworkers today about the marriage and pregnancy. The one person whom I thought would be warm and receptive actually said, “If that were me, I would throw myself down the stairs multiple times.”
WHO SAYS THAT TO A PREGNANT WOMAN??? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CONGRATULATIONS????
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I'm Mona. I'm a 27-year-old full-time working mom of a boy named Nathan (born 2006), baby named TJ (born 2010), wife of a man named Mike and a resident of Seattle. I am originally from a small island called Saipan and I try to stay out of the rain, mostly.
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