testing testing
Tomorrow I have to take a glucose test to check if I have gestational diabetes, one of these great possibilities that comes with pregnancy. This doubly sucks because I can’t eat anything beforehand and I’ll be damned if anything comes between me and my cap’n crunch.
what the vagina monologues forgot to mention
With all this talk about the Winter Olympics, I want to put in a request. I want my child to come out like a luger. Arms to the side, my friend, no elbow or knee action. Okay?

